Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
... Poor Bob

Devious Comments
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:If life throws you lemons...THROW EM BACK! Or make pie...
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I.
AM.
PARANOID.
It's going to take a while
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死に感情がないが、彼は致命的なユーモアを有すると言った
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:If life throws you lemons...THROW EM BACK! Or make pie...
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I.
AM.
PARANOID.
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My Photoshop Tutorials
my stock account *night-fate-stock
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THX
BADDOOM
--->my gallery [link]
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Old mother hupboard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone.
Went she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.
i watch u
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Wanna see the ultimate violin? ([link])
Ron Paul 2008!
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:If life throws you lemons...THROW EM BACK! Or make pie...
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I.
AM.
PARANOID.
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To all future past and current artists, alway have faith in your selfs always look out for one another and always support each other though hard times!
[link] Prints on Sale
How are you today?
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死に感情がないが、彼は致命的なユーモアを有すると言った
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To all future past and current artists, alway have faith in your selfs always look out for one another and always support each other though hard times!
[link] Prints on Sale
so now i'll be
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My city: [link] [link]
Web: [link] [link] [link]
Album: [link] [link] [link]
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Visita mi galeria: [link]
Mi galeria en DA: [link]
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queso?
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:If life throws you lemons...THROW EM BACK! Or make pie...
_____________________
I.
AM.
PARANOID.
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:If life throws you lemons...THROW EM BACK! Or make pie...
_____________________
I.
AM.
PARANOID.
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